"Do only bum boys drive Nissan Micras? Red ones?" he shouted at his future son in law. The young man squirmed. "Is bum boy homophobic?" Outside, the streets of Belfast were ablaze. The young man regretted choosing it as a putative honeymoon destination. "How did we find your address? We found Eichmann" (Actually it was in the public domain. He had ( Read more... )

ITV 9 pm. Didn't think much of it, a few jokes, too few to carry the programme for half an hour. Stereotypical characters. Alas, there is little to smile about in current UK policing.

It all kicked off with her going on about a "Mark of Cain" tattoo. "What sort of latchico would get one?" I said. She did not like this one little bit.
It ended with me shouting that Jensen Ackles was a "Spunk bubble" and "Ras Clart".

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Big John From Karate had something to say, as usual, on the spat between myself and the future son in law. "You probably told him that he is going to have an unfortunate accident". No. But close. Big John is six feet two. Heavy, also. I was the sole one to get on the mats with him, the sparring was akin to "Raging Bull". We instantly liked each ( Read more... )

The dynamics of a dysfunctional family. I hear that eldest daughter is not as annoyed as she made out. The main fly in the ointment is her metrosexual new boyfriend. 

So in Britain from today onwards it is illegal to support "hostile states" such as China and Russia. The police have "new powers" to stop anyone arriving and see if they are James Bond, Austin Powers. The UK keeps making itself a laughing stock on the global stage.

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More propaganda and fake news from the MSM. North Korea is trying to realign itself and yet is being stymied by the regime in South Korea. What does Seoul want? US foreign policy is becoming increasingly hawkish.
The west ought to be more open with Kim Jong Un.

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